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Your Foot On
The Gas -- A Rocket Up Your Ass
February
7, 2003
©
2003: JAN COX
Local
affairs are run by the collective,
same
as an ordinary man's mind is by the thoughts he was born with;
to
become self-headed and see what is going on behind the dust constantly
stirred
by
the herd's aimless milling requires you discover how to give up -- give-up,
hell!
--
ABANDON
-- man's normal mental birthright --
"impossible"
you say?! -- well, you'll certainly get no disagreement
from the herd.
A
lack-of-time is but one weapon in the arsenal of a dead man.
“Daddy,
when I grow up can I be a dead man?”
“Grow up properly and you won’t have to be.”
Within
certain areas of the collective mentality, words can be their own reward,
ah, what the hell -- their
only reward.
“Daddy,
how come everybody is not their own reward when they grow up?”
“Well, do you think the lack of them mentally ever doing so
might have something
to do with it?”
In
herd life, internal strife is believed caused by external forces;
(e.g.):
barbed wire = cow neuroses,
“Daddy,
how is this applicable to me?”
“Cows ask questions that only a mother cow could love,” replied the father,
sticking out his tongue in rejection of the query.
(Expansion of
earlier story).
External
strife IS caused by internal forces -- there’s your fact of the matter
(for what good
it’ll do you).
(Expansion of
a previous expansion).
External
strife and internal strife can become confusingly similar when external
forces and internal ones have drawn too near one another.
“Daddy,
I don’t get that one at all.”
“Don’t stand too close to yourself.”
Every
minute in which a rebel is engaged in seeing through, over, under &
beyond authoritative thinking is sixty seconds well spent.
All
city institutions are under the control of:
The
Arbitrary Board Of Blandness;
Samuel J. Sameness, Director.
Commercial
News. If you feel the need to defend
your business when others question it, you do not have a business
-- but rather an extension of your own shortcomings.
Combination
Puppetry & Con Job News.
Only
jerks can be jerked-around.
A
cow, here and there,
making
jokes in church,
and
humming Haydn at inappropriate times,
does
not a real individual make.
With
the few, there is a difference between rebellion and defensive offensiveness.
Only the ig-no-rent,
are be-lige-o-rent.
Since
everyone is contained in the collective,
it
can allow some to harmlessly wish they weren’t.
(If there’s one
thing a true individual ain’t it’s, harmless
– which is why by law, they can’t be seen.)
One
father was so strict with his son that he wouldn’t even warn him for the
first
time.
“And
Daddy, when I grow up that’s how I want to be with myself.”
“Yeah -- don’t we all.”
It’s
easy to say: “I know that” -- after you know
that.
Another
scientific law, too good for the many – too good to overlook
for the few:
sometimes
it rains when it really doesn’t have to.
Note:
giving the mind the illusion of choice helps keep it busy and out of trouble.
No
matter what occurs, this one man always says the same thing
(he is either
definitely not from around here, or else most definitely is
[all depending
on, you-know-what]).
“Daddy,
what happens if you don’t know what?”
“Can you say, ‘Moo’,”
and
a reader writes: “Many of your news stories make me laugh,
and
the best part is -- there’re not funny.”
There
is a kind of humor available only to those with non partisan sight;
official
humor is always weighted and thus aggressive;
only
thoughts free of vested interest can give full vent to good cheer.
In
neighborhoods throughout the city,
there
is no greater glee than in hearing about the misery of others.
More Re: The Mind & Facts cf.
Rock Hard Reality.
Vocal
enthusiasm is to facts as always-silent certainty is to acts;
not
only does the certain man not say what he is doing,
he
also understands that to do so would wreck his proper doing
(the only thing
resembling hostile-humor in the rebel’s head is that collaterally
resulting from
the retrieval
of a momentarily misplaced mirror).
The mayor of one city told an intern:
"The
most important thing for an urban gentleman is image –
second
most is, staying-alive,”
(the correct
interpretation of city etiquette is often only grasped whilst standing
on one’s head).
A
real rebel with an actual mission takes no prisoners --
those
with a faux one take everyone they meet.
The
State
Priest told the King
that
his recent reversals, calamities,
and
all around bad luck were due to him having been beset by a,"host-of-demons,"
and His Grace
mused:
“Well,
they sure were lousy hosts.”
Men
who proudly say that they, don’t-know-much,
and
then add,
but
at least know that they don’t know anything -- don’t
know anything.
J
JAN'S
DAILY
REAL
NEWS
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