JAN'S
DAILY NEWS
Giving The Few What They
Deserve Since 1877
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SOME MEN HAVE
IT EASIER THAN OTHERS;
WHY FROM THEM
NO QUESTIONING OF
THE INJUSTICE?
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One
man took his thoughts more seriously than everyone else in the world took
theirs, and finally asked himself: “What benefical have I experienced in
doing this that others have missed?” and suddenly realized that when
it comes to their thoughts,
other
people do not actually experience
theirs --
“They
are vaguely aware that their thoughts are there,
but
as far as personally experiencing
them -- forget about it!”
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One
man got all tangled-up-in-life
--
only
to later realize that it was himself in which he gotten himself entangled,
(his thoughts
actually).
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One
man says: “I once fretted over whether there is any-way-out
of
all this;
now
I chew contentedly on: Where-the-hell-is-the-entrance
to all this?!?”
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One man says: “I see now that you can live and not personally be aware that you do –
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In
circumstances where others would pray -- one man would cruse,
and
in circumstances where others would curse -- he would laugh,
and
in circumstances where others would laugh, he would puzzle:
“What
the hell do Tthey have to laugh about?!”
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One
man says if he comes back reincarnated as anyone but himself that he will,
"shoot
the sonofabitch!"
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Some
days one man dislikes himself more than anyone in the world,
but
then pulls himself together and makes up for it the next day by
disliking
other people a lot more than he does himself (and deservedly
so! he notes),
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One
man is physically graceful when he
feels good, and clumsy when he doesn’t
(he says it’s
the same deal with his thinking......
.......[he also
asks if anyone knows how you can make yourself feel
good on demand?])
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One
man used to have fits --
then
he morphed them into thoughts --
now
he has fit-thoughts.
One man says the way you spot progress is that the word begins with,
P.
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One
man says: “You’re nobody ‘til somebody loves you --
and
then you’re just a nobody that somebody has the hots for.”
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One
man says: “A person with their head full of their self
has
no room in there for anyone else -- thank god!”
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Some
days one man had a burning in the pit of his stomach,
and
other days, one in his mind.
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When
one man would negatively react to a thought that came into his head,
he
would say to himself: “Okay, if you don’t like that, check out: me.
com.”
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One
man says:
“Not
knowing what to do should be no bar to doing nothing, I mean -- something!”
One
man finds it awfully easy to get all wound-up,
but asks -- “Then what?”
On
some days one man felt he was what he ate, and on other days, the opposite.
One
man says: “The difference between physical reality & man’s mental one
is that
the
first was here when you arrived and will be here after you depart
(which
is more than we can say for you and your world of thoughts)."
One
man says that there are some basic do’s
& don’t that
everyone
is supposed to live by, except no one person knows what they are.
(He later revised
this slightly to say that the whole thing’s a load of crap.)
One
man says: “If you keep asking other people The
Question
you’ll
keep getting answers -- but never The
Answer!”
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Ordinary
men easily receive as much pleasure in relieving themselves of an opinion
as
they do in a bowel movement.
One
man’s challenge is; “If you don’t feel at least slighty
pissed --
what’s
the sense in even getting at out bed in the morning!”
On
all important flights one man’s mind own was his only carry on luggage.
One
man says:
“How
smart would any of us feel if other people weren’t so stupid!”
For
physical exercise, every morning one man would walk around in circles in
his room (same as he did the rest of the day in his mind).
One
man says: “When I look out expansively at life -- then
deeply at myself,
and
a comparison between the two forces itself into my thoughts, I say to myself:
‘What the fuck!’ and let it go at that.
This
might sound crass and meaningless to others,
but
to me it is metaphysically appropriate in way they will never understand.”
Notes
another chap: “Life can never be exactly like we want it to be, but so
what! -- neither can we!”
From
the lips of one busy mouth comes this:
“What’s
the sense in eating if you don’t over do it! --
same thing with thinking!”
And
his brother recommends: “ Mental vegetarianism (to wit):
consume
nothing fatty.”
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One
man starts each day with Bach, Mozart
and Beethoven
only
to end up listening to cheesy music, “Not unlike” notes he,
“The
daily down grade of my own thinking.”
One
man kept an eye on his mind for as long as he could stand it,
which
went in the beginning from a second to gradually longer periods --
then
eventually back to a second or so.
One
man says: “When it comes to verbally,
knowing-what-to-do
--
every
friggin’ body knows --
so
how come none of the knowers do it?! --
am
I the only one missing something here?!”
One
man enjoys saying to himself: “Just think of all I’ve done for you!’ --
and
enjoys even more the fact that he doesn’t seem to appreciate it!
And
one man asks: “Who writes all this, ‘one-man-says’
stuff?!”
And
a final guy says: “Never stop me when I’m on a roll --
only
on a soggy bun.”
J
One man had a
dog,
and when he would
watch him, the dog gave him great pleasure,
and seemed more
human like than beast like,
and when he paid
not specific attention to him,
the dog reverted
to just doggin’.
When the man first
realized this, for the briefest moment,
he felt there
was an important lesson in it regarding himself --
then suddenly
sensed a threatening implication therein -- then
looked away and
never thought about it again
(well, he
tried not to!)
In the local affairs
of the mind:
not understanding
what is going on will not keep
it from going on.
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