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And Putting
The Hot Iron To Irony Since 1392
December
28, 2002
©
2002: JAN COX
Ordinary
men & minds mainly stay sane by trying to adhere to some rigidly framed
set
of directives constituting a proposed,
philosophy- by-which-to-better-live-life.
Every
man has a hero,
and
of a group that seems quite diverse,
yet
all of humanity’s many heroes are one and the same: the mortal mind (more
specifically): regardless of whose name he attaches thereto, each man’s
hero is -- unrealized by him -- his own mind
-- no more, and no less:
it
is his own mental process.
(Note: Scarce
few have minds that can see this head on.)
A
man who lives by a philosophy-of-life lives but a partial life.
Ordinary
men & minds mainly stay sane by trying to submit themselves to some
rigidly
framed mind set (c.f. to what the certain man needs to wake up).
Local
reality whispered to one man:
“You can count on me,
but never count to three;
you know what to do,
always stop at two.”
Were
it not for reminiscing,
men
would have a much harder time pretending their lives are interesting.
“Hey, gimmie the blues, why don’t you, with
talk like that!”
It
is not the words that distress,
but
the illusion they attempt to create of the past having significance.
The reason no one knows what the certain man would look like
even should they meet him face to face
is that no one knows what his backside looks like
(pst! --
he has none --
there is no,
other-side
to the realization.)
Local
reality whispered to one man:
“Listen close to me,
there is no number three;
the only thing that'll get you through,
is total reliance on the number two.”
The
reason no one knows what the certain man really thinks is that --
he doesn’t know (see, that is the side of the
realization
that cannot be talked about.)
In city ballrooms; all philosophies-of-life are two steps --
never waltzes;
if the inside of the certain man’s mind could be viewed,
what would be seen would be a blinding whirlwind --
so still and non partisan as to be imperceptible;
this is the state inherent in realizing what is going on;
a motionless observer to a tornado -- or: vice versa,
which is why it is hard to tell at any given moment whether the certain
man is
going or coming
(directions which, by the way, do not exist on the open plains outside
the city mind).
Some
men were just standing around yacking when one of them said:
“Drugs
make my mind work funny,” and another noted:
“Alcohol
does the same for mine,”
to
which a third added: “Deep day dreaming gets my mind doing weird things,”
and
a fourth man silently thought to himself how
just
his mind
made his
mind operate in curious ways.
In
a confessional moment, one man said:
“Yeah,
well I’ll admit that I do have
some questionable thoughts,”
to
which an out of town voice in his brain responded:
“Why
not be precise and say that if you have any
thoughts,
many
of them are going to be questionable.”
One man got the serious fidgets
when he started seeing life in triple digits.
Peace and sanity reign only in lands-of-twos --
otherwise known as: Kingdoms Of Mirrors.
In
the midst of an inexplicable, but normal city fit,
one
man shockingly, and inexplicably -- looked around at
what was going on!
Health
Tip: You cannot go crazy unless you
are serious about it.
And
in one man a suspicion grew:
that
his comprehension of things would greatly improve
if
he could figure out the original need for the words, “and,”
and, “but”.
Fact:
Never believe anything you hear.
Fact:
If you live in the city you cannot help doing so.
After
hearing a parade of speakers offer commentary on what each professed to
be examples of the human condition, one man mused:
“Those
who claim to be presenting
the news
should
be required to live the
news they put forth.”
(On one planet
those who present the news are made to confess that they make it all up.)
Fact:
If you believe anything you hear -- you become part of it.
If,
as some like to say: “Inside of every fat person is a thin person,”
then
who is inside every ordinary person?
How
Time Works In City Ballrooms Of Even Numbered Dimensions:
On every date,
one partner is late.
Corollary:
counting to two takes forever.
(On a bathroom
wall some wag wrote:
“If you’re mentally big and burly,
you’re always allowed to come early.”)
When
your mind has realized what is going on with man’s inner, mental-only-world:
no
particular thought comes before any other particular thought;
in a realm free of dualities, sequentiality is also a no-show.
To
be ordinary is to be prepared
to be ordinary
(which clearly
implies that to be otherwise requires you also be primed to be).
When
the would-be rebel begins his uncharted endeavor -- intention
is everything, and when he reaches the point of realizing what it
is -- intention is still all he has.
Note:
you do not have the fully proper intention if you can describe what it
is.
A
Tip:
If,
when you do speak, you intend the words you use to mean no more than they
do
to
everyone else -- you are a cannibal --
a
man with no individual mental life or purpose.
A
man who knows
always
speaks in code --
this
is due to the fact that that is how the non standard thoughts in his brain
speak
to him.
If
ordinary minds say they understand
it -- it is meaningless;
whatever
comes to your mind that you do not understand is likewise.
The
totally outre, they-explain-everything-thoughts
that the certain man is
somehow
able to make appear in his mind,
are
beyond any normally conceivable realm of being either understandable,
or
not understandable;
at
this level, that is beside the point -- they are fully explanatory
--
same
as universal reality;
within
that reality, nothing about
that reality can meaningfully be said.
In the realized mind -- all is well,
just as in the ocean -- all is wet.
Living
in a dream is the mind’s natural act of denying this –
waking
from the dream is the comprehension of the simple fact that:
everywhere
you look you see your environment –
which
is in no manner separate from what you are looking with.
To
be internally normal is to be sophisticatedly fragmented –
he
who understands
the inner world of man is one big ball.
“Roll
on! mighty
-- whatever-you-are
--
roll on!”
J
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