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MANY  MEN  BELIEVE  THEY  ARE
ON  A  MISSION;
MANY  COWS  INJURED  IN  THE  CRASH

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November 15, 2002                                                                                
© 2002: JAN COX

 
 


NEWS JUST BARELY ALLOWED OUT OF ITS YARD
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One man played a game that required you to keep your
eye-on the-ball,
and he got so good at it (if that be the proper description)
that his eye became indistinguishable from the ball.

Upon reading of this, one man decided to write a letter to the editor of his paper regarding such matters, but upon opening his desk drawer to get pen and paper,
discovered his editor already there and aware of the affair.

His brother then entered the room and said: “You might as well just forget about it”
but before he could get all the words out of his mouth  --  he’d already forgotten it.

Though it may vague to them seem and difficult to detail –
most men’s unwitting notion of Paradise is a place wherein exists no irony
(which more precisely is to say): a place where the obvious is no longer ignored.
 
 

When the certain man dies he goes to a spot where no one pretends that
they can tell any difference between any stuff you can’t eat.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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How To Think Better: Part Twenty-Nine:
Never repeat anything you have heard  --   especially to yourself.
 
 

The certain man is on intimate speaking terms with but a very few people
................................(okay, make that one.)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Men invented mechanically driven time pieces as an attempted reflection of how they sensed the passing of thought through their mind to mark their own internal tempo.
 
 

The certain man always knows what time it is   --   no time.
 
 
 
 
 

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The energy driving the engine of civilization can be seen as having
several graduated sources:
the first might be said to come from man’s knowledge of death;
and behind that could be said to stand his interest in the future,
and further on back could be said to be his curiosity regarding what is possible
in this reality,
and basic to it all is the great whirl of the great whirling as it wonders about
the nature of its whirling
(which is another way to say): man’s mind hungering to comprehend itself.

This is true civilization --  and this, the only life worthy of a real man.
 

The certain man may not be totally civilized, but no one knows it but him.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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How To Think Better: Part Forty Six:
Never talk to yourself  --   particularly in words.
 

The certain man alone sees fully why talking about any matter intangible
is the worst way to go about understanding it;
this very sentence is insane to the normally sane,
and deeply encoded to the rest.

Note: the certain man makes and reads only his home grown code.
 
 




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Regarding Excitement:
What excites you evidences what your mind understands.

From the feet down   --   everyone enjoys goin’ to town,
but only the certain man can throw a wingding in the mountains.
 
 
 
 
 

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Proverb From The Professions, Updated:
He who talks  --   and listens to himself has a fool for a client....uhhh.....
......an idiot for a patient  --   (well, you get the drift).
 

   If a man is not then,
   his own best friend,
   must he remain his imaginary foe?
 
 

      How is the mind to call to itself? –
      what can it say that will shake itself awake.
 

         There are certain tricky-things which song birds can be
         told only if they are first tricked into listening.
 

All tricks for the certain man are tricks within but a single trick,
something requiring decades to see;
but his eventual realization is that the single trick is in fact,
not a trick at all, but rather the ironic and misleading legerdemain continually performed by the obvious and unconcealed.
 
 

What magic! --
What marvels to be revealed under the light of the certain man’s inner glaring.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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How The More Conscious Better Use Their Mind: Part Ninety Two:
They never state their mental intention  --    especially to themselves.
 
 

The certain man alone understands that a well drawn map to an inner place
is the worst possible way of trying to get there.
 
 
 
 
 

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One man had a pet,
similar to those had by others,
but while everyone else bragged about the one trick theirs could do,
he discovered unknown ones his could perform.

   The certain man’s carnival must be entirely his own from top to bottom:
   all original rides & attractions,
   all sales pitches, come-ons & spiels written by his own hand.
 
 

How To Think Better Amidst The Sawdust:
Learn to do it at arm’s length   --    “See! --  nothing up my sleeve --  nothing at all  --   especially my sleeve!”
Now THAT’S how you do it.
 
 

J
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Regardin’ Discoverin’:
If you ain’t constantly discoverin’  --   you ain’t discoverin’.
 
 

J
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Regardin’ Repetition:
Hey --  I ain’t goin’ over this again!
 
 

J
 
 
 
 

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