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FOR
THE CERTAIN MAN: NEWS IN THE MIND CONCERNING:
COLLECTIVE
CREATURES, LIFE IN THE CITY,
AND
THE FEW WHO FLEE TO FRESH CORTICAL CLIMES
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(In these stories,
the certain-man
-- the independent-thinker
is one who has
internally departed humanity’s collective mind set,
and also its
reflection in his own consciousness, referred to as The
City.)
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Intellectual
Life In The City:
pygmies
long to find giants on whose shoulders to stand -- they do
not however,
let
such interest keep them in the meantime from climbing atop other pygmies.
Coronary
corollary: a pissed midget is a happy
midget – or:
cows
who never leave the herd at all
have
no idea whether their lot in life be happy or not.
A
prairie dog who will volunteer to do charitable work amongst a cow herd
has
the makings of a saint......................................or a smooshed
prairie dog.
Only
man’s hands & feet are dumb enough to go wherever their brain tells
‘em to go
when
it’s them -- and not the brain – who’ll be getting’
all sweaty and dusty.
And
let all bow and pay homage to that splendiferous cranial organ
who
writes and directs all of that singular music --
music
which it has not to perform. Mighty, mighty talented --
and:
mighty,
mighty slick.
“Salaam!
O you great one!” shouted one man:
“Felicitations,
you scintillating scaramouch!” he muttered, and the mind smiled sweetly
and waved its hand benedictorily in his direction, which gave him pause
to wonder: “Which is the easier to fool: me or my mind?”
If
a man approaches you from the direction of the collective, dressed in a
silly outfit you may be assured that his business with you is deadly serious.
Affairs
of the city are not always exactly upside down --
no,
some times they are turned inside out -- they have to be to
make ‘em fit.
When
the cry was heard: “We’re all individual neurons in life’s brain!’
one
man looked around him and thought:
"Then
some of these guys are strokes just waiting to happen.”
An
institution with more than two real individuals is a fake institution.
Name
one way to become, collectively-significant
-- die!
Name
a way to become individually so -- intellectually live!
(Note: one is
harder on cows than the udder.)
Those
flung furthest from the city shipwreck care least whether they drown or
not,
just
as do thoughts furthermost from any relevance.
Sitting
alone in a wood, a man mused:
“Why
is the process never reversed with animals feeling sorry for me!’
A
man who thinks and never understands what thinking is
may
live to think another day -- or: may never live to think at
all.
In
childhood the ordinary play, cops & robbers, cowboys & indians
while
the independent minded amuse themselves with the game of me & me.
A
man truly civilized, that is: beyond perfunctory city standards,
would
be an invisible man.
At
local levels, all reality is local reality.
Fame
Update: One man rode himself into history.
Anything
one mind can construct another can destroy;
anything
one mind can create another must
criticize.
And
one man thought: “I just love it when life is fair”
and
left immediately so’s not to have to contemplate the alternative.
(Thus does culture-in-the-city
bop right along.)
A
mind that can look itself dead-in-the-eye and not either blink in disbelief,
or laugh uproariously has got to be looking at someone else’s mind............(don’t
you reckon?!)
Outside
the neural city, a man not dead by his own hand is not truly dead.
There
is nothing funny about serious matters –
so
it is fortunate for the certain man that there are none.
Amongst
cattle there is little contest ‘twix habit and thinking
(which, according
to one man, is why cows live longer).
Looking
internally at his furnace, a man mused:
“I
can afford the heat -- but can I afford the cold?!”
Allegories
that men instantly believe make sense are like three day old bread --
wait, correction: allegories that make
sense
are like three day old bread
(whose expiration
date on useful data ranges from ten seconds to five thousand years,
depending on
the mental blood type of the consumer).
Within
the intelligence of the collective:
what
is called the “imitation” of a thing is in fact as good as
the thing.
Fact
In The Straightforward Mind:
Outside
the neural city, a man not dead by his own hand is not truly dead.
An
independent thinker is like a cow with a pocket calculator.............’cept
he
doesn’t have a pocket.
To
distinguish himself from all the other self-proclaimed, independent
thinkers
one
began referring to himself as, THE independent-thinker
(‘til all the
other cows sat on him).
Advice
From The Heart Of The Collective:
“If
you want to remain sane after the age of maturity – resist
at all cost,
anything
new.”
All
cortical cities are built on the bedrock of the two R’s:
Repetition
& Regularity
(known to those outside the city as: Mootness
& Monotony).
All
human history could be writ under the title: “When
Cows Go Bad.”
“The
philosophy of the collective, and of man’s mental city is:
A man can not look after himself.”
“Is that meant as an accusation?”
“Do
you think it should be?”
When
cattle do not want to hear the ingredients of one of their favorite foods
impartially
described they will say:
“Well
it’s easy to
be critical!”
To
live peacefully in the mental city, ‘tis best not to pay much attention
to
what
you eat.
One
man's private theme song:
Question:
where do cows go after they die?
Response:
how the hell can they tell when they’re dead?!
What
was originally in the jungle, a friendly purr,
in
the city has become humor (which is the camouflage for criticism).
The
certain
man -- the independent-thinker
--
is
a like a formerly normal, city born and bred cow who,
for
reasons indiscernible -- deserts
-- and unbeknownst to all,
disappears
within himself for his private and total pleasure.
J
Today's
bonus item: How To Be Perfect:
Make
a list of all the things it would take to make you perfect, then
-- do
'em!
JAN'SDAILYFRESHREALNEWS
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