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A
certain man had a twin brother who really annoyed him –
even
though they were blood kin, his genetic reflection irritated him no end.
You
may first think this so common as to be unworthy of note,
but
if you have that special interest
-- read on,
for
this particular case has a curious twist.
The
man was only bothered by his twin when the twin was talking about him,
and
at first you may say the man should find this agreeable --
be
pleased by his brother’s interest in him,
which
is how it would be among the world’s general population --
but
this certain man’s reaction to the situation was different.
Be
clear from the outset, it was not the tenor of the twin’s comments about
the man that troubled him, for they were certainly not routinely pejorative,
contraire
-- were his brother’s words put to paper,
reading
them would give an antipodal picture;
no,
the content was not the cause of the contention,
this
certain man was vexed by the simple fact of
his twin’s verbal activity.
And
be straight about another facet of this,
it
was not the actual sound of his brother’s voice that irked him,
for
his twin had specialized knowledge in numerous areas which the man welcomed
him to verbally share when conditions would make such of practical value
--
it
was strictly at times other than these that the man found his twin’s
running
commentary to his life so extremely distracting.
In
early years, the man did sufficient investigation to realize that
his
situation with a twin was as common as could be,
and
that everyone else took it easily in stride;
he
also made a specific point of determining to his satisfaction that
his
twin was no worse, or much different in this regard than anyone else’s
-- so –
the
certain man was left with this apparently valid conclusion:
there
was something a bit out of the ordinary about him
that
was the source of his irritation concerning his twin’s constant chatter
about his life;
“Okay”
he
thought: “I can live with that --
at
least now I know how to properly approach the problem”
–
but
it turned out not so simple as that,
for
even though the situation would be tolerable when the man was remembering
that it was not his twin’s comments fueling his grief, but rather his reactions
to them --
he
found he had little strength -- or was it ability --
to
so remember what he so clearly understood:
his
twin would be verbally running on aimlessly as he normally did,
and
the man would suddenly be sucked entirely into the endless commentary,
and
begin again his impotent, mute fidgeting
until
the next time that he did
remember the actual nature of the situation.
A truly curious case -- wouldn’t you say.
J
Oh
yeah:. the man eventually became a free lance entomologist,
writing
a never published paper on the alternative to annoying creatures being
annoying to them being irrelevant.
The supremely curious feature of human
life is how talk can so easily override the reality of man's experience.
JAN'S
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