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THE CASE GETS EVEN CURIOUSER:
TURNS OUT THAT
EVERYONE KNOWS THE ANSWER --
-- UNTIL THEY ARE ASKED
(WHAT KIND OF DAMN MYSTERY IS THAT ?!)

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   September 12, 2002                                                          © 2002: JAN COX
 

(Note: This news has not been formatted to fit your brain)
 
 

The thing that troubles men cannot be cured,
for that which troubles them is them being them.




Every human is troubled by being what they by genetic temperament are;
the minds of ordinary people are programmed to see the cause of their troubling to be outside of them, and most humans live out their days acceptably tolerant of both their troubling and the commonly proffered explanations therefor;

a few are not;
                                                                 today’s news is for them.
 
 
 

No normal man is not troubled, and not physically --  but personally  --  inside  --
where no one can see it; where no physician can treat it, and no one touch it;
this makes the troubling all that more troubling  --  frustrating and puzzling.
From he first began recording his history, man tells of being troubled –
by strange voices; by inner heard accusations from deities;
by privately felt disturbing stirring,
the result surely of indecipherable machinations and conspiracies;
but his ever exploding mind soon shifted and refined its self-conceived-focus
away from the inexplicable sounds and images within itself,
and looked outward for their source,
and being in the midst of an infinite universe  --  such was easy to find,
(invent, actually, but the mind does so enjoy playing little word games on itself).
 
 

Man’s thoughts did not totally abandon assigning blame for his troubling on supernatural figures, who for some reason wish him ill,
but his mind has steadily concluded that it is other humans who cause him to be personally  --   deeply internally  --   troubled;
from his mother and father to communism and international banking conspiracies;
all normal humans are troubled in a fashion that has no physical explanation,
and the programming of normal human minds does not allow it to
look at the actual source of man’s troubling –
thus: that which troubles man cannot be cured  --
it can be understood by a certain type of man  --  but cured? --  no.
 
 

Everyday humans say that they are troubled by their thoughts;
troubled by their emotions, and as perceived by the more sophisticated,
it being the result of what someone else has said to, or about them --
their mind finds their troubling to be caused by the thoughts and emotions
some other human being(s) has expressed or displayed;
from such a thought constructed platform  --  cure appears feasible;
if you know what caused something, the process can be retraced,
and reversed, and attempting to do just that keeps most men’s minds involved
in what they posit to be potentially beneficial activity sufficient to ensure that
they do not look at what is actually going on.
 
 

From one view, the genesis of this situation --  and of all that troubles man was life having the thinking that occurs in one part of man’s brain
to invent an alter ego for the activity --  an imaginary playmate for itself,
so that what was and remains a unitary activity, now seems to the activity  --  a duality; Batman and Bruce Wayne, and though they are never both seen simultaneously,
to those not in the know, they are two separate and totally different people  --  yet  --  via no complex trickery whatsoever  --  they are in truth  --  the same person;
the illusion is pulled off and maintained by the simple act of
Batman never being present when Bruce is and vice versa.
(If the citizens of Gotham City weren’t such decent and well meaning people it would be tempting to label them, imbeciles,
or at least the most gullible forms of life international in the entire universe, huh?! )
 
 

Inside the Gotham City that is inside each man --
Bruce blames Batman as the cause of him being troubled,
and sure enough, when Batman is not present  --
which is when and only when Bruce can think this;
he is not troubled in what he recalls to be his usual manner --  and there is the proof,  (but this little cortical cartoon is even more interesting than that).
Bruce, by his programming, perceives his troubling twin to be the result of
external forces:  some one  --  some word  --  some emotion  --
some thing happened in the life of Batman that has made him the
unsettling partner he now be  --  and now the story lands all fours on the head of
the certain man, for from his perspective:
when his routine mind says: “I am troubled by my thoughts  --  by my feelings”
it is what is troubling him that is saying this:
to say this situation is subtle & elusive to see, is an award deserving understatement -  --  forsooth  --   there is no statement possible in this universe & reality
which can come within light years of offering anything even remotely resembling
a meaningful description of this arrangement working inside every human’s head;
trying to put it in words (the invention of the Bruce Wayne and the mind)
is like telling someone to close their left eye  --
and asking them what they then see with that eye.
 
 

The psychological explanations men’s common minds come up with for why he is troubled is a phenomenon well known to the police:
when a well publicized crime goes unsolved,
innocent people begin coming in to confess;
this is Bruce Wayne blaming Batman, and when the latter is not present --
--  (which is always when the former is) --
about him the former can say anything  --  and profess --
--  (without any possibility of objection)   --
to sincerely believe in the validity of what he asserts.
 
 
 
 

What troubles you is not your thoughts; not your feelings;
not what anyone has ever done or said to you:
what troubles you is you being what you by temperament are,
(and more usefully specific):
from the view of the man determined to get to the bottom of things:
what talks to him in his head regarding what troubles him

is the thing troubling him –

but by its nature it will, unto death  --   point its finger forever away from itself,
and most humans’ brains are simply not set up to be able to see what is going on.
 
 
 
 

You want to see what is troubling you?  --
what keeps you from the extraordinary, direct seeing of
what is actually going on in you and in life?  --
there is but one thing you need look at:

the thing in you that talks about you being troubled.
 
 
 
 
 

What a surprising end to a fascinating case:

not only did the shadow of the culprit do the crime  --  the culprit does not even exist;
  there is no culprit  --  there is only his shadow.
 
 

Now you gotta admit --  that is an ending no one expects –
the mind is not capable of even imagining it  --
but there, (once you see it, dear mystery lovers)  --   it is  --  and in an instant --
--  explains everything.
 
 

"Case solved  --  pop us a cold one, Dr. Watson."

J






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