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Cleaning The Chickens Of Everything Including The Cluck Since 1902
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JUST AS THEY DECIDED TO UP THE ANTE,
THE ANTE DECIDED: "UP YOU!"

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August 18, 2002                                                                     © 2002: JAN COX
 

Stories From Around The World & Parts Of Your Own Neighborhood You Never Visit
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Not knowing who you are can be a sign of two possibilities:
                                one: that you do not know who you are,
                                                                and two: that you do.

......("Pa pa, besides nuthin'  --  do you know what I like about bits like that one?")
 
 


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The denial of sight is not blindness but staring:
looking away from what you are doing, and where you are;
looking away from what you are doing  --  even if it be nothing but thinking.
 
 





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The inner reality does exist  --   but only internally,
and the verbal reality actually exists  --  but only in words.
.....(Whenever life chooses to be fair  --   it goes all out.)
 
 

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If you think that your body is the source of the difficulties that you believe keep you from clear sight and satisfying understanding,
your mind has yet to even identify the starting line for seeing.
(Parenthetic corollary: people who make such statements as this, are, [one on planet],
confined to kennels.)
 
 






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If what you don't know can hurt you,
  does that mean that what you do know can't?
     The reason see saws are not more commonly employed as space craft is that
        being found on children's playgrounds, they get overlooked.
 
 





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A Song, Popular In Previous Days,

                                 Restrung For The Mentally Well Hung

When you’re down and out,

                                                     lift up your head and shout,
                                                                      nothing.
 
 

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D men see a ten ounce glass with five ounces of liquid as half full,
while E people see it as half empty,
and a man-with-eyes-in-the-back-of-his-back looks  --  and ponders the question:

"Is that Jack Black or Green?"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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The artifact most symbolic of man’s post-flood life is: the cell phone.
.....(Almost like having a second mind...............if that is any incentive to buy.)
 
 





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Most of the cows who claim they long for transcendence of bovine mentality
in truth are simply sick of being cows.

..."Hey, who wouldn't be?!" said a parrot, pretending to be able to talk.

        "Pa pa, I feel that you never fully respond when I ask you:
          What is the difference between pretending that you believe something,
          and actually believing it."

               "Son, anyone who can ask that question will not be able to hear
                 the comprehensive reply."
 
 

              Only on planets where life is dear  --   can talk be trifling.
 
 

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A P.R. man told a mystic: “If you guys want this, Enlightenment thing to ever catch on you should leak the word that it is indecent and immoral.”
 
 

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Living with ordinary consciousness is like being mentally under the control of

an unknown, far away remote guidance system.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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For a long time one man believed that he was looking at himself;
then he decided he was looking in a mirror;
then after feeling like he was looking in a mirror for several years,
he one day decided  --   "No" --   that he was looking at himself looking in a mirror.
.....(After that, he says that the bottom just kinda dropped out of everything  --

"Praise be to Mergatroid!"  he adds).
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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If, in an argument, you can prove to an ordinary mind that your thoughts are correct, you have accomplished something less than nothing.
 
 

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“Life-style” is the cause of all curable human problems  --

--  tricky thing is that human nature is the sole source of man’s life styles.
 
 
 
 

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Every man’s philosophy-of-life
is his excuse for being what he is.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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The first thing a man should do after CatchingOn is to not say anything about it;
later on, the second should be to weigh how well the first one has worked,

and to carefully consider its indefinite continuation.
 
 
 
 

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There is nothing that would not be clear and satisfying if you could but
unify the sham duality produced by you & your apparent mind saying & thinking:
“My mind”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Words are the only virus that provides its own potential anti form*.
 
 

J






*For that CertainMan.
 
 

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