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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *  August 10, 2002                                                                     © 2002: JAN COX
 
 
 
 
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Only with the arrival of civilization (the invasion of neurotransmitters)
did war become a way of life  --  a profession  --
                            likewise, conflict in the head.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

When it comes to talk you have two choices: you will either tell more than you know, or less   --    there is no middle ground....(other than not talking).

   "Words!  What can you say about them?!"
  "You mean besides using other words."

One man says he considers he has made some progress in that he is now gruntled --
--  having gone from being previously dis soed.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

By nature the body lives in the here-&-now  --   thoughts, in the there-&-then.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Humans routinely enjoy being righteously indignant over the inconvenience
(better yet: injustice) they suffer due to the failure of some project
as much as they would have its success.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

At the age of ten, a man born with ThatCertainItch believes his discomfort
(which no one else shares) is due to the fact that everyone else in the world GetsIt,
but him.
        (Ah, the naiveté of youth...................and adulthood.)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Just as a slow moving movie will be passed off as a
"psychological study" --   so too will men their plodding mind.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

For anyone who did not get it in the original regarding P & I (being pleasant & insincere)
the benefit of always being insincere is that you will then never fall victim
to being made by life to believe that you actually are being sincere about any of
its various second reality inanities (read: all of second reality).
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 Ordinary people have nothing more interesting to think & talk about than their lives.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Instead of watching films of Enlightened Gurus to learn the secret,
       one guy watched his own hands.  ("No better instructor," says he.)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

People with a penchant to criticize are never without something to do.
(Some people believe [wish, hope] that in secret, the universe fesses up:
“I admit it!  I’ve goofed, and you poor creatures have had to suffer for it!  [Gulp."])
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

One woman’s take: “The similarity between spiritual teachers and a six month old is:
they are both an endless supply of poop.” *
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

In the effort to get-to-the-bottom-of-things, if you are studying something   --

--  you are studying the wrong thing.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The doctor told him: "Your sight is all right; your problem is in what you look at."
…("How come I can’t find a diagnostician like that!")
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Political candidates love to tout how they "learned well the lessons of their fathers” etc  --   while that CertainKindaMan learns no lessons from anyone.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Mind can make sense of anything, and seems able to turn every activity in the universe into a mathematical equation  --   save itself;
man’s mind may be capable of eventually understanding everything about this universe except that one thing  --  and yet
it being able to note itself as the one possible exception makes no sense  --  unless  --  unless things regarding man are even stranger than any fictionalist has ever imagined.
 
 
 

Proverb Presentably Prosthesised:
Ye shall know the truth and it shall make thee speechless  --  no, strike that:
if ye shall know the truth -- you must be speechless.
 
 
 
 
J

 
 
 
 

* "How about politicians?"
        Okay, politicians too."
"Economists?"
     "Yeah,  economists."
"Everyone else/"
     "You got it."

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