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The
youngster slipped backstage to see his father:
the
magician, raconteur, and all around entertainer, and said to him:
“Tell
me the secrets of your act,” and the elder
sat him on his knee,
(a
curious act itself), and responded:
“My
boy, the whole thing is illusion -- made possible by
the fact that
no
one in the audience knows what they will think next,
and
thus have no accurate perception of true sequential linearity --
har har!
–
that
is assuming that there be
any!”
and
he slapped the tyke quite heartily on his little back, which instantly
tightened,:
“Loosen
up, laddie -- it's just a joke..........................................................(maybe)
-- okay:
based
on this peculiar physiology has come one of my most popular tricks,
(Ahhhh
-- at times I disdain calling them, tricks inasmuch as the
audience so wants to perceive them as otherwise --
but
you’ve seen me work -- you know what I mean by the term, so okay):
one
of my slickest maneuvers is The One
Ahead Method of mind reading,
whereby
I invite everyone in the audience to write down a question on a slip of
paper, fold it up good and come drop them in a box on stage;
I
then reach in and take out one of the folded slips, hold it to my head,
squint my eyes in feigned concentration, then say:
‘Someone
wants to know if the stock of XYZ corporation will move up or down,’
and
I have a confederate planted in the audience who will vocally identify
himself as the author, at which time I unwrap the slip and look at it as
though to
validate
what has just occurred, thus now I am reading one of the actual questions
from a real audience member,
then
when I take out the next folded slip and go through the mind reading motions,
I
will give as its contents the question I secretively read on the first
slip, and so on.
My
answer to each question ostensibly on the folded slip I hold to my head,
and
magically reveal,
being
actually in response to the previous one:
The
father laughed vigorously again: “It’s barely
believable how it never fails –
has
never
failed in more than six thousand years,”
and
the boy objected: “But
Pa Pa -- how can that be
when
you and the audience are part of the same…”and
the elder instantly cut him off: “I thought
you wanted to know how the tricks are able to work?!” --
the
lad nodded that he did, and the father said:
“Then
be quiet and listen until I get to the end,”
and
after the elder caught his breath and calmed down, he continued.
“Okay,
another crowd favorite, still derived from this quirk of the audience is
The
Hopping Horse, wherein music is played
as I crack a whip,
and
make an equine hop around a ring on its hind legs in perfect time to the
beat;
people
are amazed to witness such talent from a dumb animal,
(no
offense to you, my little one……nor to myself, for that matter --
anyway, as I was saying):
audiences,
having no observable awareness of how their perception operates
when
it is not in its essential, instinctive mode,
believe
that the horse is jumping to the beat it hears being played,
and
at the behest of my whip cracking -- whereas --
just the opposite is true:
the
band and I know from experience the only tempo at which the horse can hop
once
upright, so we play and crack the whip to match its natural rhythm:
this
is this grand illusion that thing A is following the direction of thing
B,
whereas
something entirely otherwise may be occurring --
right
before your inner eyes -- possibly even the opposite.”
The
elder then whooped so boisterously with glee that the youngster’s stability
on his knee was periled, but he maintained his position and was able to
inject again:
“But
Father -- how is it possible that the audience can be so fooled
into
perceiving something in reverse to how it is by you, when you and
they are...”
--
“Do you want a fully responsive reply to your original inquiry or not?”
and
the tyke’s taken-aback-countenance was succeeded by the elder’s continuation.
“I
always close the act with what most fascinates and captures the attention
of all audiences, (we’re still speaking of strictly
human ones, no slight intended for any present, of course),
when
I lay aside props, stop the music, drop the lights,
and
sit down on the edge of the stage and tell them a story.
But
again, a certain twist in the constitution of mortal collections makes
them unable, (or unwilling -- who knows?! --
who cares as long as they keep paying to see and hear me --
anyway),
they
appear incapable of distinguishing between what we in my profession refer
to as: The Factual Zone
and The Story Zone.
In
The Factual Zone, everything is limited
to the facts, to physical reality,
while
in The Story Zone
-- anything goes;
they
are quite separate matters,
yet
when they are combined, their distinction to the audience becomes easily
blurred.
In
the Mind Reading Trick,
they are misled by me visibly holding one slip of
physical
paper and apparently discerning its contents
while
the truth was that I was already mentally a step ahead of them,
and
in The Hopping Horse performance,
the
audience perceived a physical entity to be reacting to a pre conceived
mental plan by a man whereas the exact opposite was so,
and
it gets even better when we come to my strictly verbal entertaining of
the crowd.
They
do not attend to hear me talk of matters in The
Factual Zone,
(they go to technical
lectures for that):
from
me they expect words from The Story
Zone,
but
past the age of five, tales strictly there from are not sufficient;
adults
need and insist on yarns that combine the two zones, for example,
I
might tell them something like this:
‘Leaving
during the intense heat of July, several years ago I boarded a dank,
and
thoroughly disreputable tramp steamer in New Orleans for a stifling voyage
across the turbulent south Atlantic sea, right in the middle of hurricane
season,
down
around the African cape to and back up to India in search of a
reclusive,
Buddhist monk reputed to be the world’s greatest trainer of horses,
and
after much difficulty dealing with an exotic environment & harsh conditions,
when
I found him I discovered to my utter amazement that the man could fly
--
and
could actually read minds with no trickery,’
(or some such
tale),”
and
here, the elder chuckled more than spouting the guffaws of before.
“The
interaction twix me and the audience is itself the true, breathtaking trick,
for
once realized from the properly distanced perspective:
I
am not the active one fooling them, nor they the passive ones being fooled:
this
in truth is not a solo performance, but a team act;
just
as you do not read a book,
but
rather you read the thoughts that appear in your head from the reading;
so
too do I and all my kin join hands in all we do for entertainment,
and
dance harmlessly, but giddily & stupidly around the common may pole
that seems to be each person’s individual inner self.”
J
The most significant
story telling for the few is in the ones they/their thoughts tell themselves
--
and especially
the ones concerning themselves.
J
That
night when the old man was back home, the youngster asked:
“Why
did some of our relatives seem so distraught when they learned it was just
you dressed as Santa & The Easter Bunny?”
J
Note:
The youngster, the father, and the audience are all features of general
human mentation,
while
the first's, “slipping-backstage” is a special action undertaken/executed
by the few in their individual thinking/ mind.