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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * JAN’S  NEVER-PUNT  MENTAL  OFFENSE
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May 26, 2002                                                                           © 2002: JAN COX
 
 

THE NEWS





One guy says: “Man!  am I getting sick and tired of being tired of stuff --
but what I am really getting sick of is me saying such things,
and then trying to back out of them.
  No I’m not!
Yes you are!
  No I'm not  --   you're taking it all wrong.
Okay --  just calm down.
   ......................................................................I’m all right now.”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

There is a certain most significant thing, indeed, one crucial to men’s lives,
about which they speak constantly  --   but never directly;
they talk about it all the time, but always calling by it by other names  --  never its own.
 

.......................................(Okay, now you can ask: "Why?" --  but you have to provide the answer.)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The problem is that normally, all thoughts are outsider's-thoughts;
mental enlightenment is discovering how to create thoughts that are
more-or-less, damn near original with you.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

One man decided to treat memories as a living enemy.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

One father told a son: “Be sincere about what you eat  --  but nothing else.”
 
 








No one knows anything about the mind, and those who say they do,
                                                                            do not know anything.












The inner lives of ordinary men are so uninteresting that they have to get loud,
and wave their hands around whenever they talk about themselves.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

One man wants it known: “I am not this ordinary by choice --  life made me this way.”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

A father handed a son this list of tricks to help him realize the family aim:

"Imagine someone is watching everything you do.

Imagine that no one in the entire universe has the slightest interest in
   anything you do

Picture a mirror image of you always before you, (never look in its eyes).

Imagine that someone is hearing everything you think,
   and may question you about it later;
  don’t ponder your possible replies  --   just be so aware.

Constantly try to hear what might be going on just behind the sound of
  your own thoughts' voice in your head.

Always look just beyond what you appear to be looking at,
   just over the top of the person’s head you are talking/listening to.

Whenever alone --  sing --  non stop,
and when not singing --  laugh  --  never stopping;
either of the two will keep you from sleep."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Post traumatic stress has two possible causes:
either your genetic temperament, or else you take life way too seriously.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

When you really get good at this  --   you can lie down with fleas and get up with dogs.

..................................................................................(“Ah, Ethel  –  it was worth all the effort!")
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The mind of a man who was getting somewhere in hisGreatInvestigation,
one day said to him: “Anything you believe you have discovered
disadvantageous to me,  was obtained illegally and cannot be used against me.”
...... (“Don’t you wish,” he muttered.)

                                        While admitting no specific wrong doing, one man’s mind settled with him out of court.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Fault finders & critics are blind children with pea shooters;
only how-things-are has real guns  --  only life can do actual damage.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

One man opines that god has a special punishment for those who could have awakened but didn’t:
after death they will be locked in a room full of ordinary people
who will talk about themselves for ever and ever.
 
 









All of man's inner reality is propaganda;
mind's advertising the greatness of itself.














A father said to a son:
“Unwavering consistency is the sure sign of an awakened mind.
I am aware that you think I said otherwise a few months back……..
..............and I just wanted to set this straight….…..........okay?!”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Any thought’s expiration date is approx 30 seconds after you tell it to someone.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

There is a whole other way to look at the idea of being
distracted, asleep and unenlightened:
based on certain neurological findings, (to more or less wit):
when the prefrontal cortex, (the seat of conscious thought), is super active
activity in the superior parietal lobe,
(the area responsible for orienting your body spatially), decreases,
which has led one chap to say, any time he stumbles or bumps into something:
“It just shows how intellectually alert and awake I am!”
 
 







The way to force your mind into real thinking is the same way best to rob a bank: go in disguised as money.











One man submits:
“Anyone who says what is going on does not know what is going on,
and whenever I say I do  --  I momentarily do not.”
(His invisible twin later noted:
“If it weren’t for talk, there’d be quiet……among other things.”
[His unborn cousin after that observed:
“In fact if it were not for talk, men would really have nothing to do but wake up from the distraction.”])
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

A man who is your true friend would, if necessary,
 kidnap you and force you on vacation;
how much less should a man’s mind do for him?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

One fellow says that ideas about enlightenment do not interest him all that much, it’s just that all the other ideas of men are so boring.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 Thought’s useable life span is somewhat less than a house fly’s.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

A father said to a son: “Not only can you not say for certain
how many people in the past woke up fully to what is going on,
but it is also impossible to tell what they did with it if they did.”
 
 








Only sleepers have a shadow   ---   only pretenders, a past.











Those who do not fully know what is going on
are wont to act secretive and weird about what little they do know.
 
 







More direction from one father: “In ChasingTheThing my boy,always remember:
the nearest path is the best path.”
 
 
 

J























When you do not know fully what is going on
you want to tell others what you do know, (even perhaps believing that you do know it all),
but when you do know it all,
you have no interest in saying anything to anyone about it.
How do you explain that.