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THE NEWS
Every
morning the drill ‘tween the sergeant and the troops goes something like
this:
“A-ten-CHUN!
Our minds would rather be anywhere but where?”
“HERE! -- SIR!”
“And
at any time but when?”
“NOW! -- SIR!”
“And
that’s because?”
“THAT IS MIND’S NATURAL PEACETIME CONDITION! -- SIR!”
“And
we are standing here yelling at each other about it -- why?”
“’CAUSE WE ARE IDIOTS! -- SIR!”
“No,
no, no! I’ve told you a thousand times: it’s because we are
MYSTICS!”
“SORRY -- sir.”
“Alright
-- let’s try it again.
And we come together and talk about the situation constantly --
because?”
“BECAUSE WE ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO NOTICE IT AND ARE BOTHERED BY IT!”
“By
god! -- I like that response just as well! Good show!
Now
go grab some breakfast.
Dis- MISSED!”
*
Just
as it is easy for a man to be pleasant to those he cares nothing about,
so
too a man toward ideas of no interest to him.
The sealed synaptic-samurai will deliberately tread a cut on his foot
until blood loses all its color.
Only that universe self-rendered insouciant,
of itself can e’re conceive
by any faithful light.
“Step
on that sonofabitch, Seymour; stomp that sucker into enlightened
submission.”
“Uhh....pardon me, but does anyone really
understand what is being said here?”
“I
do.”
“Well….yes -- but you are the one Doing the talking.”
“So?
-- I am the only one who matters to me in this.”
“Humm --- I see.
..................................... I
think?!”
*
Rascals
think nothing can be accomplished without rascality,
and
the ignorant think nothing is ever done without some ignorance --
but
they are too ignorant to understand what this signifies.
*
*
Only
original thinking will get you to the bottom of thoughts,
and
originality is only possible if you live-alone.
A
son inquired of a father:
“Is
what you hear in concert halls and see in galleries, true originality?”
“No -- true originality is never seen, heard or put on display --
for it is silent and invisible, and of interest to but a few.”
*
To
be awake
is to be simple, straightforward and transparent;
you
must be asleep to be deep, complex and abstruse.
.....(Pst:
sleeping people are the most interesting......at least to other sleeping
people.)
*
One
man had a watchdog who made him feel safe -- and was
the joy of his life --
-- WHEN the dog was focused on
his job!
*
Reflecting
on his difficult struggle to achieve originality of thought and free his
mind from dulling redundancy, a man moaned to himself:
“Are
we forever shackled to the past?! " and his body surprisingly spoke up:
“Hey -- not me! – at least
not in the pathetic way you
mean!”
*
One
old sorehead says:
“Getting
what you deserve is too good for many people --
but
not good enough for most.”
The
gummy point in this is that the apparent determination, (if there is one),
of
what you deserve is not man’s;
everyone
is aware of this -- yet everyone feigns not.
*
One
man said that anyone who planned to come kill him
had
better pay up their own life insurance,
adding
that he did not mind the idea of death,
but
rather of someone else imposing their desire on him.
There
is also a man who holds a similar view regarding the commonly available
ideas
which come visit him.
*
One
man was born and lived in Pittsburgh;
he
did not of course, know this until he was old enough to be so told,
and
when certain of the conditions involved in living in Pittsburgh
were
finally pointed out to him, he was horrified and immediately wanted to
move
to this other place he had heard about.
*
One
man had a watch whose two hands operated independently of one another;
to
find himself, he would glance at them both -- then
split the difference.
......(Don't
get confused in this, remember: time has nothing whatever to do with being
more conscious.)
*
Has
been said that men can bear injustice better than justice,
and
so too can most tolerate ignorance above some knowledge,
and
also the few accept being asleep -- but not
the realization they are not awake.
*
The
true samurai is always prepared to fall on his goober for the king;
so
too the knowing PrivateEye
on his standard issue mind for the sake of his client.
“Who IS?”
“I can’t believe you asked that!”
*
*
On
one planet was a man who always had a cup of constantly boiling liquid
in his hand.
*
There
are two approaches to handling the investigation of the case:
either
report the facts -- or make up the facts;
either
describe how things are -- or invent fables to symbolize
how they are.
Some
men’s minds prefer fables --
few's can tolerate just the facts.
*
What
a man thinks and what he does are two entirely different trees –
one
of them in fact is a squirrel;
what
an awakened man knows and what he does are two entirely different trees
--
one
of them in fact is a squirrel -----
with rabies.
*
Be
its practical intent not aright understood,
the
ancient political maxim: “The King can do no wrong”
seems
simply regally self serving -- but not so;
this
characteristic bestowed on a sovereign was to provide the people with an
ultimate, indisputable source of authority to make decisions concerning
their collective interests, and if they proved not to serve them well,
he was not corrected -- he was replaced;
so
too stands a man in relationship to his mind;
in
routine affairs -- “it can do no wrong” and is to be
trusted,
but
if real change is to come to a kingdom,
a
change of the decision-maker is required.
Men by instinct want to physically be either a leader or a follower,
Fiat
justita, ruat goobers.
J
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