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JAN'S ANTI MINIPAUSAL NEWS
Fresh Hot Flashes From Around The Neural World

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March 16, 2002                                                                          © 2002: JAN COX
 
 
 
 

Wanting to wake-up is:
Gods’ annoyance with Adam; Dr. Frankenstein’s disillusionment with his monster,
and the brain’s dissatisfaction with thought,
with some features of Its creation  --   thought.
 
 



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After seeing what man has accomplished with two hands one guy mused:
“What I could do had I three” --  and was instantly struck:
“And what I could do with my consciousness had I three me’s!..........or even just one.”
 
 



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Fact: Rust consumes itself.
   “Pa  --  what does that have to do with this?”
 
 



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The cop: “What is going on is what your eyes see going on –
not what your thoughts say about what your eyes see    --   see?!”
and the truck driver had no immediate comeback.
 
 



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If you still think you are thinking just for you, you still do not have the MissingThought.
 
 



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How-things-are titillates those who understand what is going on,
and annoys those who do not.
 
 



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In response to various commercially related contacts made to him throughout his life, one man would think: “I do not do business with anyone who solicits me to --
and this especially applies to the business of ideas.”
 
 



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Those who claim that all holy scriptures contain intentional errors
to test men’s perception and faith have surely had a brain seizure  --  (or been drugged).
 
 



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Fact: Never be nice/decent to a dangerous man,
   “Pa  --  what does that have to do with the workings of thought?”
 
 



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Some believe it is an awakened man’s job to wake everyone else up,
but an awakened man has no job to do  --   not any more;
first off he knows that he cannot awaken another person,
and secondly: he no longer works for life  --   (not doing those kinds of grunt jobs).

    (There is another way of considering it:
     that an awakened man finally is working directly for life.)
 
 


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Out of TheCity & On ThePlains there is only one dead horse useful to beat: old ideas --  --  beaten until they fade away into silence.
        “Pa --  is that the basis for the phrase: ‘Out with the old – in with the new’?”
                  “Are you threatening me?      ---       if so   --   Splendid!”
 
 



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Proverb Expanded As To Bring About Its Correct Completion

                                 “There are fairies at the bottom of our garden,
                                   and goblins at the bottom of our mind  ---
                                   --  and I for one am getting’ the hell outta here!”
 
 



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To be awake is to have been mentally strip searched   --   and left naked.
 
 



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One man commented to his family:
“Life makes everybody do a job; it doesn’t pay anything, and brings no recognition --  --  so get over it.”
 
 


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You cannot be both in fashion and insightful;
this applies to your mental comparison to others, but also to yourself, (that is):
to your last season’s mental wardrobe of ideas.
 
 



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While questions might be raised regarding laxity of behavior,
there is no doubt that mentally, people are always doing the best they can.
   “Pa --  should I find that frightening?”
 
 



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One man notes: “I am interested in nothing that has any --  historical value."
 
 



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The reason it is so difficult to become famous as a singer is that
everyone mostly sounds alike.
   “Pa  –  what does that have to do with freeing my mind?”
 
 


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Has been said that no man worth having as a husband will be true to his wife,
and same applies for a Plainsman and his relationship with any idea.
 
 


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An awakened man agrees with no one,  (that should say: “An awakened mind”
......oh yeah, and it should also say: "...and neither does he disagree.”)
 
 
 
 

And finally, news hounds, how do you explain this:
                                         no one would be asleep if they didn’t notice it.
 

                       J