JAN’S DAILY REAL NEWS
© 2001:
Jan
Cox
****************************************************
August 27, 2001.
MINGUS & MALT MINUS SIX
________________________________
Here is every day’s menu:
If you do not grasp what is going
on, you either:
(a)
Criticize it;
(b)
Make fun of it;
(c)
Study it, or:
(d)
Go along with it, (or as an unlisted Take-Out-alternative:
doTheThing).
That is it! And more
than sufficient do most the choices find.
What an array --
something for everyone:
for the sorehead; the artist;
the intellectual & for everyone else!
Same as with the diversity in
men’s individual preferences in such
physical matters as food &
sex;
each person is born with a predilection
for one of the items
over the others;
the question of correctness
or objectivity does not enter into it;
every man instinctively finds
either a, b,
c,
or d to his taste
--
-- and that is that.
“Keep serving ‘til I burp -- start
again when I signal.”
Even though people have some
meaningless variations in their physical
taste preference, (such as for
sweet over sour),
constructively speaking: there
is no actual, menu
for the body,
in that it is utterly programmed
to consume
and have intercourse only with
things which will benefit it,
but in the intangible realm,
so preeminent in the life of man,
a wide selection of choices
for individual tastes not only seems available, but also proper-merging-into-required.
It is accepted by ordinary men
as damn near sine qua non,
that to be fully human is to
be
either:
pissed, sarcastic, pointy-headed,
or apathetic,
and the energy produced in the
differences between them keeps the intangible world of man’s dreams, schemes
& nightmares running,
(of note is that, the first
three, (a,b,c),
when in need of an instant target
for comparative scorn,
will commonly dump on (d)
--
“How dare someone not even play
the game,” say they,
but of further note is that
the latter group is by far the largest;
they are, in essence, the Poster
Boy for the planet’s mortal population -- they simply: go-along.)
While an individual person can
experience all of the four items on the everyday menu at various times,
usually one will be predominant
in their life to such an extent
as to be observable;
it is a reflection of their
genetic temperament and about it,
as much can be done as can Everest
be moved by a spoon;
this innate primary preference
from the menu is, in you,
easily noted if desired;
getting entangled in fighting
with it makes you eligible for a free spoon.
Ordinary men who do not grasp
what is going on in life either:
criticize it; make fun of it;
intellectually study it, or go along with it;
if you really want to see for
yourself what is taking place,
you must drop the menu from
your mind;
it will always be there on the
table before you,
waiting for your perusal &
consideration,
and all around you will the
rest of humanity be ordering
only there from, but it does
not matter -- unless you let it --
by picking back up the menu
in your mind, and thereby,
uncontrollably making it become
serious again
in your perception of what is
going on.
Beyond this 99%+ of the world’s
non material
consuming population, exists
the few,
trying to get out of the café
with a bag of TheThing --
but this gets tricky since it
is not on any menu,
(though faux versions are),
and no one can serve it to you,
(although anxious, imitation
waiter-gurus hover over tables),
and the dish cannot even be
described in the positive --
but in the otherwise, it quite
readily can, (to wit):
you will never get your hands
on an order of TheThing while you are
engaged in: criticism, sarcasm, verbal snipe scoping or routine ennui;
(a tip): neither critic, artist,
scientist nor your own bachelor uncle be.
Have it clear: each of the four
choices on the everyday menu
are only of the mental world;
thought can verbally make them
seem applicable to the material one, but this is sticking an imaginary
stamp onto a real package;
all that is momentarily there
is an ephemeral spot of spit.
The body’s silent, “criticism”
(if you will) of cyanide is one thing;
the mind’s of religion X, is
something altogether different and
altogether not anything
-- not any thing of pertinence to
those trying to find their way
out of this
dante’s-above-ground-café,
high-atop-the-world-babel-building.
If thoughts commonly pass through
your consciousness which are angry and critical of things that pass through
other people’s
heads and come out of their
mouths
remember that they come not
from the mighty river of your educated, sophisticated neurons,
but originate in your down-home,
backwater hormonal streams which themselves are of course fed from
the structural dams of your
inherited DNA blueprints.
Be done with it: embrace inescapable
reality:
stand internally atop hoover
(if mrs hoover doesn’t object)
and declare the obvious:
“By
virtue of my place in the human tree,
I am filled with piss, criticism,
sarcasm, meaningless mental noodling,
and heaps of wearisome apathy,”
and shift your attention to
a normally unnoticed inner place
that can do you some good
--
that place which no one can
describe to you --
but which is not at the
table where items a
-
d are served & scarfed.
The everyday world & reality
that supports us all
depends on men being critical,
sarcastic, inquisitive & indifferent,
but life does not hinge on whether
or not you are helping out in this collective responsibility.
Life wants someone to
be mad as hell at political party Y,
but it doesn’t demand that it
be you –
let someone else do life’s grunt
work -- they’re going to anyway;
be aware of this in advance
and respectfully decline to partake when the big tray of: “I’m-mad-as-hell”
is passed around.
If you look to the floor of
this bistro you realize that it is life itself which is critical of things
it does and simply uses man to express such displeasure,
same as it employed him originally
to do whatever it was
that it now finds unacceptable,
and same as it will use him
to make whatever changes it requires,
and so on throughout the serving
hours of this reality (apparently).
Silence is your greatest weapon.
The reason TheThing
has no suitable or permanent name
is because it is composed of un-noise.
Un-noise is The
REAL
Thing
--
(just
like)
un-you is the REAL
you.
J
…(discover
how to, order-up
while, shut-up.)