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July 7,
2001.
(Even though
it is the weekend' the news must go on.)
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To himself'
one guy again complained:
'What
a waste it is for the mind to be constantly running & talking
when
it is not actually working on anything useful.'
but this
time he suddenly heard a voice ask:
'So' what harm is it
doing?!' and he was forced to reply:
'Well''ahhh''well''ahhh''
More
About Coliseums:
No
doorway can see itself'
but
no one can keep it from trying -- except itself.
(Damn dumb doorway!)
'Hey!' yelled one of the
infamous Hey Brothers'
'What's
the use in even being young if you don't have a'
shit-blitz'
world-wide' pig-fuck attitude?!'
'Hey' fer sure!'
responded one of his siblings'
'And what's the point in growing up if you're just gonna lose it?!'
(and
by then the entire family had joined in with
a
big hearty' in-unison -- 'Hey!')
In Re Foretelling The Future:
If
you' know-what's-coming-next -- you're
dreaming --
which
is not all that bad
since
the only things' 'coming' that man talks about seriously
are
dreams anyway.
'So'
it all kinda' works out'''in some sort of weird way.
One man
says:
'If
my thoughts weren't packed so close together
I
might have room to breathe'' but then again sir:
if
your breaths weren't jammed so tight
you
might have more room for thinking.
What
distraughts the ordinary so about the stick of non ordinary ideas is that
they can be held by either end to
whip
the spit right out of your silliness.
There is
simply no escape from reality when it is brought into
the
land of dreams --
nor
is there avoidance of dreams when they are allowed into
the
land of direct reality.
You
have to choose which of the two possibilities you want'
and
understand that the selecting of just one of them
can
only take place in snooze-ville.
It
is nice that conditions here are arranged so that while
casper the ghost can be let into your house'
(if
he shows up at your door)'
your
house cannot be moved to his home town.
'All
in all'' noted one man to his dog:
'If
you are going to' lose-your-marbles you must at least some degree'
passively participate.
No
one ever reaches/achieves the level of' Supreme Distraction
merely
from a curse' or from plain bad luck -- no sir!
Anything
outstanding about an ordinary man'
(and
it is only ordinary men about whom anything IS outstanding)'
anything
outstanding about an ordinary man comes about only with his own help.
You
awake solitarily and with no effort;
you
sleep in the web with others -- sharing its constant upkeep.'
In the second reality
things are as they seem to be'
but
things seem to be however you at the moment think them to be;
in
the primary reality' things are not thought about'
and
thus cannot seem to be either' like this' or' like that'
and
in that third reality known only to the few'
all
of the above is true -- simultaneously.
The
more the merrier;
the
more the more;
the more the' understood-more -- the more
the less -- and --
the
more the less' the more energy available to stay awake.
Additional Coverage
Of Arenas:
No
doorway can see itself'
but
no one can keep it from trying -- except itself.
(Damn lazy doorway!)
One
healer's curious credo was;
'I
will only treat what actually ails you.'
(No
one ever came see him a second time.)
There
are only two things you can say for sure about, wanting-to-wake-up:
you
either do or you don’t, and you either, get-it or you don’t.
Anything
else said about the desire has the significance of flea farts,
and is said by those with no experience in the matter.
Every time
this' news-junkie-kinda-guy
would
have an eye/I opening moment'
he'd
tap himself on the head and give the reminder:
'Be sure and
stay tuned for further developments.'
You never have the full
scoop on any story until you know so much about it that you never think about
it any more:
that's
how you tell you finally have it -- fully covered.
Men invented the
numbers system
after
the alphabet began to confuse them.
(Look where it got us!)
One man's
stock answer to the police was: 'I don't remember''
and
it worked so well that he adopted it throughout all areas of his life'
and
after a while it got so that he truly didn't remember anything.
He began
to frequently be taken for someone awake'
,or
should I say; frequently MIStaken for someone awake '
.oh
-- you decide.
In the
second reality things are indeed as you say they are'
and
nothing anyone else can say to the contrary will change it '
'other
than to whatever degree the addition of what you heard them say may affect
it.
A couple of
gods were hangin' out' just passing the time'
and
one of them said:
'I've
noticed that those little creatures of yours are just as
sharp
& awake as they can be'' and the other one
eye
balled him suspiciously and said: 'Hey' is this a trick observation?'
The
superiority of the abacus over the calculator is that
it
leaves no evidence -- why should you?!
When the
second reality is your favorite hang out'
there
is nothing to deny that you be cool' super def & totally with it'
for
no canary -- even in a yellow leisure suit '
looks
ludicrous in a lemon storm.
(If
like feathers did not stick together'
loosely
constructed birds would not last long.
[Ask
the cuckoo up in your clock his opinion on the matter.])
Whatever
you just thought
was
already a fait accompli somewhere else.
Act
Two:
'Pa pa' what exactly
does' 'somewhere else' mean?'
'Good
question my boy: just picture what you think'
'somewhere
else' means -- then move it -- somewhere else.'
(Due
to the often misleading direction in which numbers can point a man' there
will be no Act Three.)
A
certain pretend mystical teacher was fond of saying:
'The
dead can see things that we can't.'
and
a follower mused: 'Hell' so can the living.'
(Is the word' 'pretend' really necessary here.)
In an effort to save
everyone a lot of time & grief'
one
king announced that everyone who was guilty
should
simply turn themselves in and be done with it.
(Efficiency of that caliber is too seldom encountered.)
One man mused:
'Does' waking-up ruin'
being-asleep for you' I wonder?'
(and truth be told' was glad he didn't know
the answer.)
One man
had some glasses which would make things seem either:
far away' or up close;
they did it by -- talking to him
about what he was looking at.
Definition of: Being Ordinary: To be ordinary is
to listen to such stuff.
One guy
called the Anonymous Tip Line' and gave his own name'
hoping
that his permit to continue' 'Acting As He Does'
would
be taken under review by' The Authorities.
One man
observes:
'The
more time you spend in the primary reality'
and
the less in the second'
the
harder it is to get through a complete sentence describing
your
psychological problems without laughing.'
Being' non-asleep involves
a certain hand-eye/I coordination
If' as
the proverb says: 'The receiver is as guilty as the thief' '
what
does that imply about those who harbor the thoughts of others?
(Remember: always tell the authorities: 'I don't remember.')
The most
efficient directions ever given for'
getting-to-the-bottom-of-everything
consist
of a single word.
(Okay'
it's second; the actual fastest instructions say nothing.)
To his
pensive son' the father said:
'It's
one thing to naturally have the weeping heart of a poet'
but
quite another to drown in someone's else's tears.'
Tragedy
comes in ounces; worry' in bucket loads.
Everyone
can deal with death; it's doing business with living that
most
people say is difficult.
In
a pit of fique' one man decided to get it over with'
and
finally went ahead and said it to himself:
'All
that' 'being-awake' is'
is'
'being-asleep'' but no longer caring.'
By his
impossible' unremitting' almost' inhuman efforts
to
become more conscious -- one guy did.
Any advice that works -- is a trick. *
J
* even that which you apparently give to
yourself.
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