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          JAN’S DAILY FRESH REAL NEWS
                     © 2001: Jan Cox

May 22, 2001.
 
 
 
  

                             IT CERTAINLY IS SNUG IN HERE; 
           ARE YOU SURE THIS IS JUST A FORM FITTING JACKET?
                               ______________________
 

              
 
 
 
 

The effects of confinement are such that 
whatever a mind can think of as being unquestionably true,
it can just as easily think of as being otherwise.
          Thus the billion year old jailhouse dictum: “Trust no one.”
 
 
 
 
 
 

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In physical prisoners, alliances are a matter of survival;
                        in mental ones  --   of death.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Only the childless are experts in parenting,
and none but sleepers, in the matter of awakening.
When it comes to knowing-what-you-are-doing in that special area
only those who do-without-knowing --  KNOW.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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If there was such a thing as a stable system for 
achieving enlightenment, mark well that it would have no, 
(as mundane tongues call it), “heart.” 
The inherently weak seek weakness;
the few long to see  --   to see a long way past faux fragility.
Those who say the injustices of life make them,
”sick to spirit,” suffer rather, a common mental malady -- 
so common in fact as to thus far be undiagnosed.

Worms in all men dwell, 
yet it is to other worms that all worms pledge allegiance.
Only the rich, privileged & cleaned-out 
are not strangers-in-their-own-hometown,
for only they recognize the incorporation of themselves 
into themselves.
                           They are their own hometowns. 
 
 

Question: Is he who exposes his own hoax, a hoaxer still?

Question: What does that have to do with anything?
  Answer:  Question number one was a decoy.
 
 
 

There are men who write odes to what they have swallowed,
even those who will ode what’s swallowed them,
but  rare-to-unheard-of  is a man who pays homage to 
both flag and fallopian tube.

Those here, want to be there, and those there, here;
a man with both 3 eyes/I’s  --  opened wide  ---
wants to be no place you have ever heard of.
   “But you don’t know what places I’ve heard of,”
Doesn’t matter; if you’ve heard of it  --  he’s not interested in it.

“Conductor, can you help me with boarding & un boarding this train?”
    “Yes, as long as it is not one of the two.”
 

A son said to his father:
”In days past, what you told me made more ready sense;
are you changing your stories, or am I getting hipper?”
     “Ah HAH!”  he replied triumphantly.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Having confinement made to seem a more 
serious matter than it really is
seems to make it more tolerable for most.
  “Suffer the little convicts to come unto me,
    and forever shall they dwell in the house of 
                                      meaningless detention.”
 
 
 
 
 

 
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Those captives who believe in the idea of a collective “rescue”
must first assume that mass destruction is on the way.
Only those still blinded by their irrelevant captivity
fear for the future;
when you’re not going anywhere and refuse to face up to it,
it will always feel as though there is some place even WORSE to be.

   “Pa pa, tell me again, the benefits of being truthful with yourself.”
        “There are none.  How many times do I have to tell you!”

How much practice is required to be inane enough to be impressed
with the fact that every morning, right on time, the sun appears? 

 “I once met a most formidable fellow; he could read minds.”
     “That’s nothing: I know a chap who can take one quick look at you,
       and immediately forget all about you.”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Entertaining thoughts you have had before is like an escaped prisoner
asking to be let back in.
  “But Professor, is there no place for redundancy?”
        “Ask me again later.”
(That’s surprising: we seldom get stories from real mystical schools.)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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There are two classes of pain:
that which your nervous system silently relays as physical,
and that which verbally translates as: 
“Things should have gone otherwise.”
Tip: If you truly enjoy suffering, just  --  Open your mouth.
 

Question: Why, after all these trillions of years,
do men still find it easier to say what is wrong with man
then to speak of his potential?

  “Now open wide, and say:  ‘Shit!’ -- 
   I mean, that’s what you’re gonna do eventually anyway.”
 
 

No matter what it is,
an independent mind can always find useful information
in anything that men say about life.
  “Hey, life may be sneaky, but even it can’t hide from itself."
     “Yeah!  All it does is pretend to be running an obvious con on itself,
       using human thought as the medium.”
   ”Hey, ease up.”
(By the by, for those of you, long time ‘tween visits to church:
they have removed from hymn books the song:
“There Will Be No Soreheads In Heaven.”
[They had to relax standards to compensate for a dwindling
population.   But at least now 
a lot of your old friends will be there……………..like  YOU!
     (“Now that would freeze my peas!”)].)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Only inmates who are needlessly desperate will turn to 
externally produced drugs to relieve the frustration of incarceration;

those hip to the trip always rely on their own home grown.
Fact: A man in prison, who knows what thinking is,
is not in the same position as a man who is simply --  “in prison.”
 
 
 
 
 
 

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To be properly civilized you must periodically feel embarrassed;
embarrassed about being civilized.
(And if you think that sounds strange,
ask a hyena how he feels over not being invited to the party at all!)
 
 
 
 
 
 

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And we close today’s news with this late breaking definition:
Ordinary Thinking:  The only form of captivity that is kept viable by 
       the continuing, generous support OF the captives.
 

 
                                                J