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                        © 2001: Jan Cox


May 18, 2001.
 
 

                        STILL IN CONFINEMENT, 
           AND SOLEMN AS A SHIV TO THE SPLEEN.
                  (Home On The Range, or In Cell Block C.)
                          _________________
 
 
 
 

At those times when ordinary men feel trapped & imprisoned,
they blame it on the physical circumstances, 
or other people’s behavior;
an uncommon few sense the source of the restraint to lie elsewhere;
their overriding question then becomes: Where?
What is the origin of my feelings of internal confinement?
How come I to seem a prisoner within myself?  
And while humanity at large brings up commonly recognized,
tangible targets to reprove for their passing sensations of 
being constrained,
the few generally fall into fits of identifying their captor as 
some fanciful entity from fairytale land.
Everyone is within their intellectual rights to feel in captivity;
only the totally deranged would not;
but beyond this  --   the road becomes rutted, muddied, 
and much uncertain to readily available mental perspectives
of the matter  --  and yet…………....it is actually quite simple.

When, concerning his internal life, a man says:
”I feel imprisoned,”   
the thing calling itself “I” in the statement --   is the prison:
the one and only,
and the only one from which a man can walk away.

You cannot escape, The Laws Of Physics,
but a man can liberate himself from, The Restraints Of Dreamland,
and all it takes is the clear recognition of their existence.
 
 
 

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A man sans a solidified mind has a cell door with weak hinges.
 
 
 

                                          
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The reason that men presumably have more fun than say,
a warthog is that they spend a large part of their lives 
in a pleasant dream.
 
 
 
 

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Within the general mental-prison population,
those who need help will ask for help.
Fact: Those who ask for help in this area 
need more than mere “help”.
 
 
 
 

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Education is the herd’s attempt to turn hormones into neurons.

    From a sow’s ear can but a sow ear hair extend.

   “Well, thank god, anyway, for the small things.”
             “I resent that!”
 
 
 
 

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Due to the laws governing the transfer of energy:
all prisoners eventually fall into the crevice of their own advice.

   “Look out below!”
        "There ain’t no below!………leastwise, below me,”
   “Oh.  Sorry about that.”
 
 
 
 

                                              * * *
 
 
 
 
 

 Definition: Sharing The Mind Of The Herd: 
Having been murdered with no sign of a weapon.

 

  “What’s the difference anyway between being in prison,
    and being in the herd?”
           “Cows in kilts, and au natural  --   UPSTAIRS!”
   “Oh --  I get cha!     …….(I think?!?)”
 
 
 
 
 

                                              * * *
 
 
 
 

After hearing the benefits of one night stands described as
being that in so brief a period you cannot be exposed to 
the worst of other people’s faults,
one man decided to apply the treatment to other people’s ideas.

  “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.”
    from the bed, shouted the limbic to the cortex.
 
 
 
 

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If, (as is commonly held), everything in the intellectual realm 
is either: true or false,
what does this leave an independent mind to do?                                                  

   (In the rec yard, the most popular form of entertainment 
    among the cons is   --  sulking.)
 

Ordinary prison minds must dream of the impossible --
 --  to keep themselves from actually attempting it.
 
 
 
 
 

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You are not forced to eat every morsel of food 
placed before you,                                              
why assume you must think every thought?!

In the free world of the rich-&-privileged:
Only he who entertains himself IS truly --  entertained.
 
 
 
 
 

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A dog lays where he wants to;
a rabid dog lays where his virus tells him to.
Who, pray tell, packed your bed roll?

The dog’s in the cage;
the rabies in the dog,
and all is right with the world……….of the pound.

  “Is it my imagination, or have you lost weight?”
   said, (in a pseudo-complimentary voice), 
   the thalamus to his wrinkled neighbor above.

      “Oh:  ‘pound’  --   ‘lose weight’ --  I get it, 
         and it ain’t funny!”
                “Okay, so report me to the 
                  Department Of Reticular Formation;
                  it’s their fault anyway for even allowing me to be 
                  alert enough to  think of it.” 
 
 
 
 
 

Then spake Neural The Younger to the older, supporting players:
”Think the thought I pray you,
trippingly on the frontal lobes,
but if you mechanically mouth it & mangle it
as many of your associates do,
I had as lief it ne’er occurred in me.”
 
 
 

               Talk is not just cheap  --  talk invented cheap.
                                                   

                                                   J
 
 
 
 

......and cheap talk IS prison.