IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO HE SAYS HE IS --
                      --  HE CAN'T TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT!
                                         _______________
 
 
 

One man had a relative move in with him,
and while they superficially seemed to speak the same cultural & genetic language, 
it soon became clear that something was out of phase at the relative’s end of the communication dialogue.
 
 

One man had a relative move in with him,
and while they physically appeared to have 
much in common, 
it quickly became obvious that the relative was often operating as per some agenda unfamiliar to the man,
and not necessarily to his accountable advantage.
 
 

One man had a relative move in with him,
and based on their shared lineage
you would expect they had much to talk about,
but it proved otherwise --  in a most curious way.
 
 

One man had a relative move in with him,
and they went everywhere together --
…well…..there’s another strange matter:
while they physically traveled together,
in that otherwise manner unique to humans,
it proved otherwise;
they were together, and yet --  not together.
 
 

One man had a relative who moved in with him,
and while he was unquestionably kin to the man,
it turned out that he was equally related to everyone else on the planet -- as his life long actions subsequently revealed --
and yet the man appeared not to notice –
….(well, he acted like he didn’t notice?!
[curiouser, and curiouser]).
 
 

One man had a relative who moved in with him;
everyone on the planet has the same experience;
most accept the situation, and go on with their lives;
a few do not, and get embroiled in trying to change it;
most of these never accurately realize what it is that
they are attempting to do, nor what it is that drives them to make the attempt.
 

Fact: Even if you do not love, nor 
particularly like them, 
everyone still should accept their relatives for 
who they are  --  like you have a choice, right?!
…okay, so it does seem as though you have a choice,
but that’s the most curious slight-of-voice 
ever experienced by ordinary man 
in that it is the moved-in relative who says this.
(Ponder that during the commercials.)
 
 
 
 
 
 

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No parent wants their child to end up crazy --
so they tell them not to talk to themselves --
they say it is unhealthy.
…(Shows you the power the people in the box seats have over those in the bleachers, [and vice versa]).
 
 
 
 
 

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On one planet the beings can look at the eastern horizon, then turn and look at the western one;
this totally disorients most of the population --  but, most never notice it.

Fact: If you are discombobulated, 
         and not aware that you are --  then you are not.
Fact: If you believe you are discombobulated, 
         but actually are not --  you are.
Fact: No one is discombobulated  --
                  --  everyone believes they are. 
 
 
 
 

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Everyone wears a raincoat;
no matter the weather -- 
they’re always in the raincoat.
This of course is fortunate -- 
when it happens to be raining --  but,
when it is not…….welllllll……………

Fact: It is always raining somewhere….
…in some poor slob’s head  --   hence,
life’s preemptive measure of having 
everybody wear raincoats 
all of the time.

(Fact: Enlightenment is in 
wearing your raincoat only when it is raining.)
 
 
 
 

                                     *
 
 
 

All men have an inborn Information Detector,
but most of them have the annoying habit of 
going-off in reaction to almost any noise,
(more precisely put is to say that hardly anyone 
finds this annoying -- 
most men in fact enjoy it  -- 
and will even purposefully seek out situations
that cause it to occur.)
Generally speaking, the Information Detector
signals in survival pertinent situations
when it is truly needed, 
and thus fulfills its primary responsibility,
but most of its time is spuriously spent in going-off
in reaction to activities not literally necessary for physical survival --  but by gawd!
activities that most men find entertaining!

Fact: A few like you do not find these activities entertaining enough to justify their Detector’s constantly signaling over such.
Solution: Well, hell --  that’s pretty obvious now, isn’t it?!
 

Fact: No it isn’t!
……well, it may be "obvious,"
but it is not obvious what to do about it, now is it?!
”And why is that?” someone asks;
because it is not YOU complaining about the Detector’s indiscriminate actions --  it is the Detector doing so   --     SO, (and now the REAL question):   NOW WHAT?!

Answer: WISE UP  --  simply: 

            take a look east -- then to the west,
             then to the one that
             you love the best.

“Hoo ray for ME !
...‘Cept for the fact that
there ain’t no 'me' here but the one doin’ the hooin' -
(and some times doin' the booin’);
the one that never shuts up -- 
--  or even actually speaks the language I do,
(least wise at those times when I suddenly 
come-to-my-radical-senses, and am not distracted by 
the Information Detector’s specious squealing).”
 

Well, (though you took a  circuitous route), 
you got there all the same;
you nailed it! 
You pulled the squatting relative out of the shadows, 
and saw him finally for who he is.

Congratulations!

          NOW    --   what is your next problem?