March
20, 2001.
PARDON ME, IS THIS THRONE TAKEN?
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Commoners like noise; the king
prefers silence.
A constant cacophony helps keep
the commoners in line;
silence is the manifestation
of the king keeping to
his own counsel.
The relentless din dumbs down
the commoners’ intelligence, while the king’s silence reinforces his.
The commoners are many, and
feel the need for
continual noise-causing communication
between them;
the king, a singular, self sufficient
figure,
has no one to whom he feels
he must speak.
Commoners furthermore enjoy
the din of their
verbal communication,
(with its content being generally
of no significance),
while the king derives his pleasure
from his
non participation in the hubbub.
The ceaseless racket of the commoners helps keep the state
healthy and running;
the king’s well-being comes from his love of quietude.
Commoners see movies; read books;
watch tv;
attend cultural events, and
talk on phones, recreationally;
they are genetically disposed
to seek constant
immersion in noise;
being an “everyday-person”,
and,
”up-to-your-ears-in-babble”
are synonymous;
commoners’ heads have a natural
aversion to quiet,
and they will spare no expense,
or expenditure of energy to keep their craniums from suffering this condition.
Although
‘tis never identified as such amongst themselves --
the
very life of a commoner is built around noise --
-- constant, relentless noise.
You might be surprised to hear
that
hardly any commoner has the
desire to be king;
they will talk about what they
would do if ruler,
but almost none of them ever
has enough interest
in being king to make any effort
in that direction.
As long as he can make all the
noise he wants,
(including certainly: whining,
complaining & criticizing),
a typical commoner is as content
as can be.
During the history of the kingdom,
several visitors have pondered the question of why there are not more of
the commoners with a desire to be king,
and live in quiet regality --
free from the constant pandemonium indigenous to their position --
but they do not grasp the situation.
The commoners generally have
no feel for the pleasures the king enjoys, in fact if his life is described
to them
they are bewildered and cannot
comprehend why --
or how anyone would put up with
such an
uneventful existence,
(commoners equate noise with
excitement,
a sentiment not shared by the
king).
Of passing note: a few commoners
throughout the ages have been born apparently with a desire to leave their
native ranks, and ascend to the throne,
but the innate differences in
commoners and kings is such that making the move seems improbable at best.
Yet a few try;
they plot, they scheme;
they chafe, they dream,
and they make what regal-directed
efforts
a commoner can come up with
--
but the journey from the town
up to the castle
is a distance damn near impassible.
Yet there are always a few down
in town who
want, dream, and scheme.
A lion cub becomes king of the jungle by
coughing up that verbose commonerball.
J
...is it still necessary to point out that everything said above
is about what goes on inside of you?!
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